One morning before school ...
Ben: Mommy, you behave to me!
One day when I picked the boys up from school ...
Ben: Hi Mommy! Is that your hat? It looks nice. I want a cupcake for dinner.
Every night at dinner lately ...
Sam: What is this? (as he points to the meat on his plate)
Me: Pork
Sam: What's a pork?
Me: A pig.
Sam: Is it dead?
Tonight when we were putting them to bed ...
Sam: You smell like dirt.
Me: That's not very nice.
Sam: Okay, you smell pretty then.
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